Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.
Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy
David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo
…
Is it bad that my main thought after this episode was vague dread at the inevitable insufferable smugness of the destiel shippers next season?
ugh
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam my baby noooooooooooooooooooo.
the only way this will ever be okay is if Purgatory is where angels go when they die and Gabriel and Balthazar and Anna are there.
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammy my baby nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Filed under supernatural spoilers no baby no
deckitout:
Dean: Say hello to your new guide.
BOBBYSPRITE: BALLS.
This got me thinking. What else would Dean prototype with? Part of me thinks he just wouldn’t bother once he found out that the Impala was too big.
Then it struck me.
Bobbysprite + Impalasprite
beep beep
BALLS.
Filed under i laughed more than i should have homestuck supernatural superstuck? homenatural? yes good
wincestmakesmecry:
“You’ll see why tomorrow, but we’re going to have a wonderful opportunity to see the brothers apart, and I hope, I hope, I hope we take advantage of it,” Padalecki says.
Jared ilu but nooooooooooooooooooooooo that is the utter opposite of what i wanted
Filed under seriously i swear i read that they were going back to basics you sit on a throne of lies
exhausted-insomniac:
sarab34r:
caffeinatedfeminist:
littlemisslillykat:
inday-en-en:
No. You had sex with a girl when you were a child. It ended in pregnancy. You are attacking the morality of a 14 year old girl who terminated a pregnancy that would have resulted in a child that neither you or her had the capacity to care for. A girl that preserved your and her own youth, and stopped a child being raised in circumstances that are not fit for any child. You really should be assessing your own morality. What kind of 14 year old boy fucks a 14 year old girl, without protection, gets her pregnant and then runs an online smear campaign against her for doing what was best for her, her family and you? What? You think you had the capacity to raise a child at age 14/15? How would you feed it or look after it? You wouldn’t. You were going to dump it on her or your own parents, live like the carefree little shit you are and occasionally play with the child when you could be bothered and think “Wow, what a good, brave young father I am.” You made the mistake, she went through the trauma of saving your youth for you. You owe her so much better than this. You absolutely disgust me. Less than forward-slash three, you’re real fucking remorseful. That’s poetry that is. You’re breaking my heart kid. That girl should have every right to decide what she wants to do to her body. The idea that you should take responsibility and give birth implies that you are responsible to this fetus and you owe it something. A pregnant person does not owe a fetus anything any more than they owe you an apology for being alive. Try again, pro lifers. Pro-Choice.
I applaud this.
^ YESS.
This is some sterling commentary.
This dumbass is also probably assuming the fetus was male. The sex is almost never known when an abortion takes place because it is early on into the pregnancy.
that commentary. fucking golden.
^ yes.
(Source: ruinshoes, via hesmybrother)
slythermint:
theinvisiblewendigo:
mokonawarashi:
uberniftacular:
gqgqqt:
theleaveswant:
ladyhistory:
sedfierisentio:
skaberry:
silentlyvociferous:
special-k-art:
becausehiddles:
notsocleverafterall:
singingforstarlight:
deargodilostmysharpie:
deathbyboner:
justremovethearrow:
potterdances:
thecolfer:
jesseeisenderp:
bandgeekjesus:
Faerie’s Aire and Death Waltz
“Music and Words by John Stump
Arranged by Accident”
this is what hell must be like
“add bicycle”
“Moon-walk”
“continue ‘swimming’ motion”
I still want to know what the hell this sounds like.
“rests are imaginary”
RESTS. ARE. IMAGINARY.
GONG DUET
AMAZING
Lol this looks like the composer said “Let’s fuck with as many people as I possibly can.” And then just took black marker to blank sheet music and drew pretty pictures and lines and circles.
crying
‘balance your chair on two legs’ ‘bow real fast, slippage may occur’ ‘release the penguins’ ’play ball!’ ‘have a nice day’
I AM CRYING
“ARRANGED BY ACCIDENT”
I AM SOBBING
ok a) I love this, and b) remove cattle from stage
add bicycle
begin to fall
like a dirigible like a dirigible like a dirigible
RELEASE THE PENGUINS
SLAP THIGH
BALANCE YOUR CHAIR ON TWO LEGS
REMOVE CATTLE FROM STAGE
DYING
So THAT’S where “like a dirigible” comes from!
DRIVE IT
…did I just see the word Rigatoni in there?
Glock - Mallet?
Begin turning flame slightly higher and higher?
have a nice day?
Dear god.
Why has nobody saw the “TUNE THE UKE” bit yet? XD And “Go fast”
CORNET USE ICE SKHAFKLFHJJLAFKLA
“gradually become agitated”
just so.
(Source: porcupineracetrack)
